qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
1. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (10052↑, 1143↓)
A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...

Bored to death in a cube a human decides to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...

2. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (2827↑, 1342↓)
This is the layout on modern computer keyboards. This came about because on typewriters, using the alphabetical method, meant that the most commonly used keys were next to each other, and got stuck a lot. The new keyboard method came about because some bright spark placed all the most common keys apart from each other, and the qwerty keyboard has stayed with us forever\! :-)

You can also spell "TYPEWRITER" from the letters on the top row\! WOW\!

3. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (1895↑, 952↓)
By typing all the letters on the keyboard in an orderly fashion(qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)you can make your teacher think your doing work.

Ex.Instead of writng as essay I type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

4. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (1421↑, 604↓)
Contrary to popular belief, one does not necessarily have to be bored to search and/or type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, only extremely skilled at procrastinating.

I have to read and take notes on the book 1776 in its entirety by tomorrow morning, so I decided to procrastinate by typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

5. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (1229↑, 572↓)
a [computerly] doodle that only happens when someone is extremely bored

someone is extremely bored he comes to a search box he types qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

6. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (900↑, 279↓)
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is the exact opposite of mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, whereas the one can’t exist without the other.

This phenomenon will always remain constant for data entry keyboards with the QWERTY layout (hence the name ‘QWERTY keyboards’). This is true to the same extent that that DEATH is the opposite of LIFE, yet the one can’t occur without the other since both are linked and the one always follows the other. The one actually depends on the other and can’t exist without the existence of the other. Therefore qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm will always be the opposite of mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. Unless the standard keyboard layout changes to something in the line of werqytuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm to which the opposite will then be mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiutyqrew. Should this happen, then a standard data entry keyboard will not be known as a ‘QWERTY keyboard’, anymore, but rather a ‘WERQYT keyboard’. If you were to then pronounce the first six letters of the new keyboard layout then linguistically it would sound the same as when pronouncing ‘WORK-IT’, which is coincidentally what you should be doing at the office instead of reading all this nonsense.... :)

7. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (965↑, 482↓)
this word brought you to this website, via the assistane of a search engine

when mary typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google, sh was directed to this page.

8. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (154↑, 49↓)
The series of letters typed into Google or You-tube while at school when you are seriously freaking bored. It is also the arrange of keys from left to right, top to bottom on an English computer keyboard.

Ollie: Dude, all the gaming websites are blocked, minesweeper is no fun, and I've finished this stupid 1000 word project... Sam: Let's type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into Google\! Ollie: Are we really that bored? Sam: Yep.

9. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (141↑, 45↓)
In the entire galaxy, only Chuck Norris is able to say this word.

Chuck Norris: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM\! NOW REPEAT\! Non-Chuck Norris: ...... (brain explodes)

10. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (156↑, 61↓)
All the letters on the keyboard typed in order. Usually when someone is bored or procastinating. Which is probably what your doing right now.

I am supposed to be doing homework but instead im writing a defintion for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

11. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (90↑, 38↓)
What people do when they are supposed to be typing an important essay for a big part of their grade.

Because Johnny was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of his essay, he is going to be screwed.

12. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (106↑, 60↓)
A strange internet phenomenon where bored people type the letters of the alphabet as listed in horizontal order on the keyboard into a search engine, usually winding up looking at the definitions on this website. Also this phenomenon may occur as to procrastinate during work/school hours to appear as if one is getting work done when they are not.

Trying to impress his boss as he passed by, the worker furiously typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm onto a document to appear as if he was doing something

13. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (46↑, 10↓)
What you search on google when you're really bored because everything at your school/work on the internet is blocked.

facebook.com BLOCKED BY ADMINISTRATOR armorgames.com BLOCKED BY ADMINISTRATOR youtube.com BLOCKED BY ADMINISTRATOR urbandictionary.com BLOCKED BY ADMINISTRATOR ... qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

14. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (41↑, 19↓)
a word you try to say but cant say. Also a word to say when there's nothing else to say

you typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

15. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (24↑, 10↓)
a phenomenon that happens when you are extremely bored or you turn on the computer but forgot why you turned it on and instead typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm to think of it

i forgot y i turned it on....qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm...hey\!\!

Author: someone from the great beyond http://qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.urbanup.com/5131282
16. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (45↑, 32↓)
This is what you type into the keyboard when you're board or have writer's block. It's basically just the keyboard writtten up to down back and forth from the left, going Q to P, then A to L, then Z to M.

I just typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into Microsoft Word\!

17. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (83↑, 72↓)
a word that prevents, or causes in my case, bordom.

If you trpe qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google, you will get things that will either entertain you or bore you to death.

18. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (14↑, 4↓)
If one is really bored and has already done everything that comes to mind, this is what they type. Typing in this word is known as "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome". qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome is very common over summer vacation and during all-nighters. However, typed in repeatedly and it becomes a symptom of either "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". These are not contagious; however, gone too far and they result in low social skills, dorkyness, and a lot of time spent alone doing homework on a Saturday night.

Person 1: Hey what's up? Person 2: nothin. I'm so bored, I just typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the search engine Person 1: Oh gosh, you might qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome\! Don't worry though, it can be cured. Have you done this before? Person 2: Yes, I'm so bored it's been about 20 times this week. Person 1: That's bad. You either have "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". I'm pretty sure it's youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome. Person 2: Dang. Oh well, I bored. I'm gonna go search it again. Person 1: Oh no you're not, we're going out before this progresses too far\!

19. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (18↑, 14↓)
See mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

After typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm the bored to death human then decides to type each letter on the keyboard backwards in an orderly fashion into their search engine to see what else comes up.

20. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (20↑, 20↓)
1) what you decide to type into a search engine when you are board or just wasting time 2) the order of the keys on a keyboard top to bottom, left to right 3) what only either an extreemly educated person could pronounce (chuck norris) or an extreemly uneducated person could pronounce (chuck norris)

1) google: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

21. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (11↑, 12↓)
all the letters of the alphabet as done on a keyboard order, from left to right,top to bottom.

you can't really make an example of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

22. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (41↑, 44↓)
What a person is inclined to type in when they have moved past having nothing to do and into perpetual bordem. Or what someone does if they need to test and see if their keyboard is working, bc it randomly wont type S H T D Y.

When it wont type those letters you get.... qweruiopafghjklzxcvbnm. but after realizing it was just facebook, you get... qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, which is then typed into google and brings you to urban dictionary.

23. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (43↑, 49↓)
The second most disturbing internet search, indicating a serius need for a life outside of work. the first is, of course qwertyuiop[]ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./ You can at least take some comfort in the fact that you seem to be less bored with life than i am.

Lets see what qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, brings up in a search engine... Wow i'm still bored, lets look for...

24. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (73↑, 91↓)
An [acronym] for "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz" I google'd "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm",thought it had quite a few definitions and decided to jump on the band wagon and add my own.

Jimmy rearranged the letters of the alphabet. Dropped them out of the window into strong winds, and the order her collected them in(qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) helped him to make the first [Qwerty keyboard].

25. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (37↑, 69↓)
when really bored faggots (you know who you are) just decide to type it in on google.com and click on the first page that pops up (in this case urbandictionary.com) and looks at all 22 definitions (23 if you include this one) and then writes a new definition cuz he wants to show his friends at school. (Tell me how did I do? Did I describe you perfectly?)

"Hey guys\!\!\! Wanna qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?" "Wats that?" "come with me to the computer I'll show you on urbandictionary.com

Author: \qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmPale\qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm http://qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.urbanup.com/3946409
26. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (40↑, 104↓)
When a penis meets a vagina and they have non-sexual i ntercourse involving french toast and pop tarts

I want to qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm your vagina Wow, lets qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm eahother

27. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (50↑, 124↓)
THAT'S THE WHOLE FRIGGIN KEYBOARD, DULL STONE.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

28. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (95↑, 198↓)
Arrangement of the [keyboard] that is stupid, crazy, and hard-to-learn.

It took me like one-and-a-half years to learn to type because of the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm arrangement\! Why not just use abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

29. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (101↑, 223↓)
1. The word used on many search engines by curius/bored/stupid people with no lives or are too young to really have one 2. The letters in order from left to right, top to bottom on the standard "qwerty" keyboard 3. When a person becomes extremely bored, he/she uses this term in a variety of search engines to waste time.

If you're still reading this definition of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, you need to get a life and/or get back to work.

30. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (170↑, 302↓)
The way the letters are arranged on the Qwerty keyboard

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

31. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (206↑, 341↓)
The order of the keys on the traditional keyboard or typewriter.

ABCDE...huh?...QWERT??...WHaT HappeNed To ThE &\#^$&**\@\#% KeYboArD\!\!\! tHE WoRlD hAs GONe inSaNe\!\!\! :-O

32. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (103↑, 317↓)
The alphabit in keyboard order...

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm bitch\!\!\!

33. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (125↑, 352↓)
The Computers Alphabet

This is used by people that have much to white skin and carple tunnel syntrom

34. (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) (1112↑, 2104↓)
See [abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz? There's only way to find out ... FIGHT\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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